So, one of the big events of the past year is that I finally got my Irish Citizenship.
When I say ‘got’, I always ‘had’ it. I just had to fight my way through incredibly restrictive consulate hours (10-1 on weekdays, I mean come on…) and mountains of paperwork to actually CERTIFY it. And that was just my registry certificate for citizenship.
Fun fact: for the certificate application, you could get everything authorised by a PRIEST, but not a Justice of the Peace. Oh Ireland.
So, as happens when one is a citizen of a country, I am also entitled to a Republic of Ireland passport. That was a whole process on its own. You’ll be pleased to know I didn’t stick with my creepily photoshopped pics either.
But one of the best parts of this whole process was the ‘What not to do’ when posing for your passport pic.
So no selfies. Ok. That seems fair.
No cute backgrounds. Or scarves. Harsh.
No transitions lenses. Passport AND fashion advice?
And then I got curious. Here are some others from around the world.
1. Sashaying into South Africa.
POINTER: Do not do a group shot for your passport in SA.
If it was good enough for Josie and the Pussycats and the Riverdale Transit Authority…
And whatever you do, don’t get your picture taken from a suburb away.
2. Joining in with Germany.
Step back you’re dancing kinda close, lady.
…Seems unnecessarily cruel. How are you meant to deal with that? I have a big head. I missed the whole cute hat thing and I’m pretty sensitive about it if you don’t mind. Poor kid. You’re not alone.
3. Let me in, Lithuania.
Why this wouldn’t be approved is beyond me, it is literally flawless.
4. Find a place for me, France.
France has potentially been my fave. And if you’re thinking of grabbing yourself a French passport, heed these guidelines carefully.
Pictures taken at last week’s BBQ are not acceptable.
There is ZERO TOLERANCE for PHOTOSHOPPED BUCKET HATS.
Your kid’s only allowed in if his dad is Daniel Craig.